A youth jumps up and jabs his finger at the zombie. “You are merely undead: Jesus raised the little girl completely back to life! Whatcha got to say to that, huh, mister?”
The zombie whips out a fleshless hand faster than you thought possible and slaps the kid square in the face.
Thisssss meannnnnzzzsz warrrrrr!!!!
If the youth group goes to war against the zombie, turn to page 72.
If you heroically calm the youth group down, turn to page 71.