A kid raises his hand. You, having grown comfortable with your new role, call on the kid as if it’s the most natural thing in the world for you to be the emcee. He suggests —
“At the end of John, when Jesus has risen from the dead, Thomas touches him and calls him God point blank. Now if Jesus didn’t agree with him, don’t you think it’d have shown up there?”
“Yeeeesssssssss” agrees the zombie.
If another youth suggests Matthew 14:33, turn to page 7.
If somebody suggests Luke 7:11-15, turn to page 16.