The AppleTV remote doesn’t seem to be turning on the TV. Oh well. Stuff like this happens. But you know what to do. You’re good with technology.
You head over to the kitchen, thinking, “I know the TV remote is in one of these drawers…”
The first three drawers are all sports toys, batteries, and pencils. The fourth drawer — the one just to the right of the corner, under the counter that is under the cupboard where the cookies are kept — has a bunch of equipment manuals and … two remotes! The skinny one must be for the soundbar, you think, so you take the other one and use it to turn on the TV.
Eventually the TV turns on. Turn to page 38.
Nope. After much wasted time, it still doesn’t work. Turn to page 3.